I'm using the 'Scenes we'd like to see' prompts from mock the week and trying to come up with a few of my own jokes in the process.
1. Unlikely small ads
Pet store sale! Budgies going Cheep Cheep Cheep! 2. Things you shouldn't say on a first date
You look beautiful today. I remember back in high school you use to be a fat pig. 3. Unlikely things to read on a restaurant menu
The barmaid asked me what I would like. I said sex on the beach. All I got was a lousy drink. 4. Deleted lines from kids TV shows
5. Things you don't want to hear at a vaccine clinic
Even though the data shows that children don't need them. I believe that all kids should be vaccinated against covid. As long as it's Johnson and Johnson. That's the only one I could afford stocks in. 6. Rejected exam questions
Without using the word woman, describe what a woman is. 7. Bad defence stratagies to use in court
8. Unlikely vacation destinations
How'd I end up in hospital? I was warned not to stare directly at the sun on holiday. Noone mentioned the dangers of staring at the daughter. 9. Things a professional photographer would never say
What do you mean sexual assault? I warned them that I'd be flashing. 10. Deleted lines from a superhero movie
Who mistakes a flying man for a bird or a plane?
11. Bad eulogies
The man was a hypocrite. For 20 years we'd watch WW2 documentarys together. Boring as hell. 'never forget son. Never forget.' every time.!then the old git catches altzimers.
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