Can I think of ten new jokes today?
1. Glasgow Celtic
It's been a great year for Glasgow Celtic. ,9 - 0 against Dundee, 4 - 0 against rangers. And now this
*I'm not celebrating. Just pointing out that there's bound to be a few nut jobs that see this on the same terms as a football win.
2. Check mate
What's that? The Queen can move as much as she likes in any direction? Aye, sure she can.
* not the best. Probably too mean spirited.
I read a sign at my local night club. 'Any man/woman may use this bathroom'. Any man/woman! Man /woman! I was disgusted the correct term is trans-woman.
*this has potential. Might need some work on the wording
4. Over time
Ova times much more fun when you work in an anime store.
*very neish joke, but those who understand what an ova is should like it.
5. Hashtag Be Kind
Remember - hashtag Be Kind. Or is that only after you drive folk into sever depression/suicide ?
* I see too many folk being mean to people only to post bekind and mental health related things after said person has committed suicide.
6. Kettle bell
I bought myself a kettle bell. Useless, the only think ringing are my clothes.
*ringing, Scottish for soaking.
Weed in the toilet. How
Weed in the garden, strange looks.
Weed in the toilet, how'd it get there?
* rubbish. Maybe I can do something with it.
Nation in mourning. Not anymore. It's lunch time.