Not worth my time

It's become such a pain in the @ss. The volume of email is ridiculous. I read the ones I'm specifically expecting and I try to avoid the rest. 

I cannot live without a dishwasher. I pretty much put everything in there. Handwash only? Bwahahahahaha!!!! Never!!!

What a pain! It's like I should turn my mailbox into a recycling bin and save myself the trouble of retrieving it from the box in the first place. 

I stopped watching the news and reading newspapers years ago, and I will never go back. If it's important enough, it'll find a way to me.

Automatic car wash or hire a detailer. No exceptions.

My mowing days are way behind me. I hire someone. I used to enjoy it but my time has become more valuable.

I could spend 5 hours a week or more on this. No friggin' way. 

I used to do a lot of work on my own bikes and cars. But that takes away from the time I get to drive or ride them. I still do the minor stuff, but I'd rather have someone else do the maintenance regularly. 

I don't do this but I definitely need to do this. It's easier to pretend that I will someday get to it. 

It's really affordable to have someone do it twice a year. And you don't risk breaking your legs in a freak ladder accident.