Popeman and Choirboy (part 3)

We see jesus, John Paul and Frederick in the church, surrounded with photos of Muslims. John Paul speaks 'As you can see, nothing makes sense. Jesus insists their evil, but I we can't work out what's evil about feeding and housing the homeless bums'. Fredrick thinks, he starts to link the photos in his mind. Halal, beard, prayer mat, homeless, isis suicide bombers, terrorist. Fredrick then stands up and moves towards the photos 'have you seen the homeless lately? Doesn't something seem off to you' 'they smell off' 'no really. What's different.' 'well they all have beards, but that's not new. I guess their boxes look nicer' fredrick snaps his fingers 'great, but are they boxes?' 'well no. It's more like a yoga mat.' 'not a yoga mat. A prayer mat' jesus and John Paul think back. They have changed. Their clothing, their happiness /kindness. They both say in unison 'They're turning the homeless into Muslims!' but how, why? What's their game? Fredrick walks up to jesus 'no offence Jesus, but you do look the most, how do I say this nicely.... Homeless. We need you to infultrate the mosque and relay back to us the objective' Jesus looks puzzled, huh? John Paul then explains 'Go see the Muslims and find out how and why they're turning the homeless into them' Jesus nods. 

At night. They dress Jesus up to look even more homeless and drop him off a short walk away from the mosque. Jesus walks up 'Hello sir. Welcome to our Mosque the food is inside. Jesus walks in and is amassed. The rich smell of amazing Food, the vast tables of delicious delicases and all the people smiling and having fun. Was he wrong all this time? He grabs a plate and starts piling everything on 'don't worry sir. You can come back for seconds' Jesus sits down and finishes his plate, and seconds, and thirds. He's stuffed, then he remembers his mission. Find out how and why they're turning the homeless into Muslims. He goes up to one behind the buffet 'Here mate. How'd you get the meat to taste so good.' 'Thank you Sir for your kind words. It all starts with getting the freshest halal meat.....' halal. The photos flash back in Jesus mind. Muslim, halal, isis, terrorism. Jesus screams 'aaagghhhh.....!!!' puts his finger down his throat and throws up over the buffet. 'you're no changing me.' then jesus runs at the spread of light out of the place and back to the church. 

'I didny know why, but I know how. It's that bloody halal meat. It currupts your mind and changes you into one of them' Frederick thinks 'no not one of them. One of the lesser ones. A terrorist. They're using useless bums, because noone cares if they kill themselves' Jesus and John Paul get shocked into standing up. 'think about it. Homeless scum outside every shop. Once they set the trigger they'll all explode in unison destroying the city and worst of all... Ruining Christmas' 

The gang tries to stop them, but nothing seems to work. They steal their prayer mats. They protest outside the mosque, they even call them names on the Internet. If anything it only increases the number of converted homeless bums. 

It's Christmas eve. Fredrick to the other two 'It's Christmas eve. If we don't stop them today we're done. They'll explode and Christmas will be ruined. I'm all out of ideas I don't know what else to do.' Frederick breaks down and cries. John Paul 'I have a solution, but you're not going to like it. Here me out. There bums. Their lives don't really matter right? And their going to die today regardless. So, and this is only a suggestion. Why don't we kill them before they're triggered to explode?if they're dead, noone will care and we'll save Christmas. 'Fredrick wipes his tears and looks at jesus. Jesus looks at both of them then nods' let's kill the scum! '