Prime Hyst

Our story begins inside a typical scheme house. The floor is untraceable as it's been covered with takeaway boxes. Binbags (full of more takeaway boxes) and leaflets from all the local takeaways. Despite not having much money they own a 60 " oled, smart TV that lights up the room. Danny, a 14 year old boy and his mates Bryan and Steve are all sitting at the side of the bed watching it.

" Breaking news! The popular Logan Paul /ksi drink, Prime has just become worth it's weight in gold. Bottles are now selling at local corner shops for £300 each" the boys look at each other as the light bulb flashes in all their minds. "... In less important news the UK and America have both joined the current world war, leaving the only superpower out of this North Korea. Anyway Prime is £300 a bottle, you'd think that would stop folk from buying it but who doesn't love the taste of greesy sweat dripping down your throat. Mmmhhhhmmmm... Delicious "

The boys push some rubbish to the side revealing what we can only hope is the floor. Danny drops down some paper and starts sketching. "aight. Here's Whit we're doing. Break into jakey wine's shop. Steal a few cases of prime. Excape without being detected. Then stick the bottles up on ebay and after like 7 sales we'll be millionaires." Bryan, the brains of the group then jumps in "don't be so f***ing daft ya c**t. If we sell 7 we aynt gonna be millionaires. We'll be billionaires. Yaaass!"

But how exactly are the boys going to break into Jakey wines, the top shop for Jakeys across the country? Steve reveals his masterplan "soooo... A wis hinkin. Why don't we just walk in, during the day. Wait until he forces another kid to make a video praising his shop. And sneek into the back whilst noones looking? He's always too focused on getting the highest quality video that we'll be in n out before anyone knows "

With a full proof plan the boys went to work. They headed down to Jakey Wines, and walked in. And as if by magic there was a line of kids, prime bottle in hand waiting to record their TikTok, praising Jake Wines. Danny scans the rest of the store "s**t! There's another guy. If he spots us it's over. Bryan go distract him. Me n Steve will grab the cases." Bryan starts to sweat. This wasn't part of the plan. "ah don't know if a kin Dae this. It's too much pressure. I'm gonna faint. Aahhh..." Steve slaps him "Just walk over and say you want to buy some Prime. Easy." Bryan walks over too him and Danny and Steve sneek through to the back.

Bryan taps the staff member in the shoulder "here mate. Eerr... You got any prime?" the man shakes his head. Crap have they finally run out. What now. "hahaha! Your face. Of course we have prime. Jakey Wines, the top shop in all of the UK not having prime? Haha! You're crazy. So what kind do you want? 'Bryan looks puzzled. There's diffrent kinds of prime?" Whit wan would you recommend mate? " the shop assistant smiles "you want the new cans. Red is my favourite. We've got a few round the back." The other two are still round the back Bryan can't let him leave. "Naw it's fine. Didny want to be any hassle. What you got on the shop floor?"the shop assistant looks puzzled he waves his arm around showing the whole store. Every inch of Jakey Wines is full of prime." just grab what you like and line up behind them kids to record your video and pay. "