Quotes by friends/family

My little brother used to mix up 'instructions' with 'constructions'... this stuck as an inside joke in our family.

Used by one of my best friends when something is too noisy (as opposed to someone who could actually take offence or control their volume).

Tired like a Mother F*cker. HMF (for hungry) is also acceptable.

My son the Lightning Kid coined this one... I think it's a combination of 'Come on!" and "What's the matter with you?!"

Another Lightning Kid special... when he's struck with inspiration or an idea. I need Brain Blasts to finish this list...

Apparently, I'm guilty of overusing this one.

What the Lightning Kid calls marshmallows

When my sons do something to make me proud.

Used by my late father-in-law (spoken in German) to explain any random noise that was heard.

Mostly courtesy of my mother-in-law, though not exclusively.