1. The hurk hurk hurk sound that mine is making right now as I write this
2. They only care about their own needs
3. If I were to die right here, mine would probably just come over and sit on me
4. They think that peeing on stuff is just a way of putting an ownership label on it
5. "Pet me now or I will get the sharp things out"
6. They love for you to pet them until they don't, at which point they attack
7. Did I mention hairballs?
8. And yet.... (tomorrow's list)
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