Responses to "How are you?"

I cheated. I found these on a list online somewhere and picked the best 10

1. Way better than I deserve!

2. Better on the inside than I look on the outside.

3. My lawyer says I don’t have to answer that question.

4. Great, but I’m totally biased.

5. Dangerously close to awesome.

6. Can't complain. Nobody listens anyway.

7. If I had a tail, I would wag it.

8. Word on the street is that I'm doing great.

9. It's a secret.

10. Better than most!