I cheated. I found these on a list online somewhere and picked the best 10
1. Way better than I deserve!
2. Better on the inside than I look on the outside.
3. My lawyer says I don’t have to answer that question.
4. Great, but I’m totally biased.
5. Dangerously close to awesome.
6. Can't complain. Nobody listens anyway.
7. If I had a tail, I would wag it.
8. Word on the street is that I'm doing great.
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