Rocco's Jokes - Part 15

After watching the aftermath of the Will Smith slap I made an interesting race observation. In 2020 a black man is filmed being attacked and people are outraged, disgusted and demanded rightful justice. In 2022 a black man is filmed being attacked and people are debating how he deserved it.

My optician said that I'd look a lot better with glasses. The woman on tinder disagree.

My German mate is really upset with me after what I did to his grandad. I was looking for my mate Brent and couldn't find him so I asked his grandad 'Have you seen Brent?' he replied 'I nazi' shocked I asked again 'Brent. Have you seen him?' 'I nazi' I'm getting angry now 'You what?' 'I nazi. I nazi. I nazi!' so I punched him in the face. Disgusting old man.

What's a gay man and a thrill-seeker got in common? They both seek 'a penis

What's elephant in Spanish? 'ell-if-ano

Area 51. A secret location where the have captured aliens and alien technology. These beings are so advanced that they can build ships that can travel across the universe and light speed, but aren't smart enough to avoid being caught by us? I'm no buying it.

I've seen a lot of transphobes get really annoyed at the new definition of woman - Anyone who feels like a woman. I was unsure what a woman felt like so I asked over 100 woman 'How do you feel?' All of them said the same thing 'With my hands'. Then it hit me. I was always under the impression that I was a man, but I too feel with my hands so I guess I'm a woman. And if you feel with your hands you might be one as well.

What's the kinkiest mythical creature? Oh' grrrssss....