Some Dad Advice

Going through some old files, and came across this I wrote for my son's yearbook tribute when he graduated from middle school -

Mom gets the mushy stuff… and while I agree completely with her, there’s also Dad stuff –

Lawn tools are not for Minecraft, but you can always use them for their normal uses.

If you don’t take the time to aim, you’ll need the time to clean.

We’ll always help you when you’re in trouble. And ground your backside after you’re home safe.

Most importantly, always obey Mom. Good for you, good for me.