Some observations about cats
1. Meow is always an imperative
2. You can express a wide range of feelings without using words
except "meow"
3. Complex and consistent thinking
If you needed to poop and didn't have a litter box, where would you relieve yourself? My cat's answer: in the shower stall.
4. Water is disgusting
If a cat doesn't like something, it makes a gesture like shaking water off its paw.
5. Hunting small animals is an aesthetic pleasure
When my cat sits by the window and watches birds by the birdhouse, she looks like a human enjoying an artistic performance.
6. It MUST be love
As I type this, my cat is patiently sitting next to me.
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