Some observations about cats
1. Meow is always an imperative
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2. You can express a wide range of feelings without using words
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except "meow"
3. Complex and consistent thinking
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If you needed to poop and didn't have a litter box, where would you relieve yourself? My cat's answer: in the shower stall.
4. Water is disgusting
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If a cat doesn't like something, it makes a gesture like shaking water off its paw.
5. Hunting small animals is an aesthetic pleasure
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When my cat sits by the window and watches birds by the birdhouse, she looks like a human enjoying an artistic performance.
6. It MUST be love
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As I type this, my cat is patiently sitting next to me.
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