Stand Up (Security)

What jokes could I insert into my story?

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1. Security

That one time I accidentally took coke.

2. Drug dealer boss

Kicking cokeheads out only for the boss to invite them back in and sell more to them.

3. Rest

I decide to grab a sunchair and rest during my shift as there was nothing going on. A customer went all Karen and decided to tell my boss (who didn't care, but told me to stand up again anyway).

4. Working myself

So if anything did go down I wouldn't be able to act (for my own safety). Pointless.

5. Customers dancing behind the bar

I probably shouldn't have allowed it, but everyone was having so much fun I let it go. Bar staff and customers ended up dancing behind the bar it was cool.

6. Caught people having sex in the bathroom

Both where munters.

7. Fighting with a queue jumper

Long shift plus sun stroke had me ready to kill this guy. Luckily my boss grabbed me and sent me on my break. Queue jumpers are rated just as bad as peados in the UK. Just look at all the drama over TV presenters skipping the queue to see the queen's coffin.

Roccodesta