Teacher! Jokes
I wrote a comedy set about me as a teacher. This is a list of joke's I could add into the set.
1. My'a name'a is'a
Kid's and adults always added an 'a to the end of English world's. I could talk about getting angry that they never repeated the word's probably.
I could expand and talk about how I got spat on when they added the 'a.
2. Hitting on my girl
Kid's would miss behave and I'd punish them. They'd then cry and the classroom assistant would then hug them. I could talk about how we both had a crush on her and the kid found a better way to get her affection.
One kid was chaos. He'd always carry on and not listen. I tried my best to keep myself calm. I wanted to show my best side as their was this really cute classroom assistant I was getting into. One day Jim went to far. He's running around hitting other kid's and screaming,so I snapped. 'Jim! Get outside now!' and I gave him evil eye's. I could have stunned the devil himself into shock with them. Jim then burst out into tears. The classroom assistant looked at me with disgust. I felt like I'd just been stabbed in the heart. She runs over and hug's little Jim until he stopped crying. Then Jim looks up at me and smirks. He knows he's won. And he's rubbing it right in my face.
3. It's a duck
I remember one kid calling a dog a duck for the longest time. Took me a while to realise that when a Scotsman says dog (and not the Scottish,dug) it sounds an awful lot like duck.
I could have a back to back between me and student until I snap.
It's a dog
It's a duck
It's a dog
It's a duck
Dog
Duck
Doooggg
Dduucckk
Dog dog dog
Duck duck duck
Aagghh...
Aagghh...
Huh.
Huh .
Aaaagggghhhh....!!!!
Kid crys
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