Ten Inappropriate Prom Themes
Our son had his senior prom last week... he had fun, and all went well. Don't know what the theme was (he didn't pay attention), so here's some themes they didn't use:
1. The Titanic: A Night to Remember (Until It Sinks)
Iceberg decor, a “drown in love” photo booth, and a DJ set on a slowly sinking ship.
2. The Purge: One Night Only
Masks required, rules suspended, and faculty advised to take PTO.
3. Casino Night: Vegas Wedding Edition
Elvis impersonator officiates prom king and queen; chapel in the corner for “spontaneous” marriages.
4. Hunger Games: May the Dress Code Be Ever in Your Favor
Cornucopia centerpiece, dance-off eliminations, and one victor crowned.
5. Night at the Psych Ward
Straitjacket chic, padded wall photo booth, and “nurse-chaperones.”
6. Area 51: Get Probed on the Dance Floor
Glow-in-the-dark aliens, abduction reenactments, and very questionable souvenir mugs.
7. Woodstock 1969: Peace, Love & Suspensions
Mud pit optional, banned substances strongly not encouraged, and a live goat as the spirit animal.
8. Dystopian High School: The Detention Years
Think 1984 meets Euphoria. Surveillance cameras, uniforms, and awkward feelings of existential dread.
9. Apocalypse Now
Gas mask formalwear, crumbling decorations, and canned food hors d’oeuvres.
10. Fyre Festival: The Prom
Sold-out promises, cheese sandwich catering, tent city venue, and Ja Rule as the surprise DJ (who cancels last minute).
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