It's Monday, it's cold and cloudy, and I'm in a mood.
1. A see-through toaster that still burns the bread because you’re staring too long.
2. A silent alarm clock that just sends you a polite text to wake up.
3. A fitness tracker that rewards you for thinking about exercise.
4. Disposable umbrellas—for people who hate the planet and staying dry.
5. A self-driving shopping cart that ignores you and heads straight for the beer aisle.
6. Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
7. A “sleeping bag suit” for office naps, complete with tie.
8. A refrigerator that won’t open unless you tell it why you deserve a snack.
9. A social media app that only posts when you’re offline.
10. An AI that writes lists of stupid ideas.
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