Terrible reasons to get married

1. The voices told me to do it.

2. My Magic Eight Ball said, "Signs point to yes"

3. This marriage will put me in line for the Iron Throne.

4. My future mother-in-law is a celebrity

5. They gave me an offer I couldn't refuse

6. I already wasted 4 days and $439.44 wining and dining this person. The least I can get in return is a marriage.

7. My parents forbade me to marry them, so I'm gonna do it anyways (that'll show them).

8. This country is so cool and I really want to stay.

9. He/she says they own a huge mansion and lots of land in the Metaverse.

10. Tonight is the perfect night to get married, because the balancing quarter moon in Sagittarius lands in my communal eleventh house, and my charisma intensifies on Sunday when come-hither Virgo sashays into Virgo.