Terrible reasons to get married
1. The voices told me to do it.
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2. My Magic Eight Ball said, "Signs point to yes"
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3. This marriage will put me in line for the Iron Throne.
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4. My future mother-in-law is a celebrity
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5. They gave me an offer I couldn't refuse
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6. I already wasted 4 days and $439.44 wining and dining this person. The least I can get in return is a marriage.
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7. My parents forbade me to marry them, so I'm gonna do it anyways (that'll show them).
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8. This country is so cool and I really want to stay.
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9. He/she says they own a huge mansion and lots of land in the Metaverse.
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10. Tonight is the perfect night to get married, because the balancing quarter moon in Sagittarius lands in my communal eleventh house, and my charisma intensifies on Sunday when come-hither Virgo sashays into Virgo.
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