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Terrible reasons to get married

All tongue-in-cheek, of course.

    1. “Her car is nicer than mine.”

    2. “Would be cheaper than a maid.”

    3. When we split the bills, I’ll have more money for my hobbies.”

    4. “Her kids will be great tax deductions.”

    5. “She’s a good cook… she always makes dinner for me.”

    6. “I’ve always wanted to have a big party for my buds, and her parents will pay for it.”

    7. “She says when she’s married, she’ll stop sleeping around.”

    8. “She’s got hot friends, and maybe… “

    9. “Somebody’s gotta take care of the dog while I’m on that two-week golf trip and kennels are expensive.”

    10. “She knows where I hid the body.”

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