Topical jokes

What did the g-string say to the thongs when she saw her owner wearing old granny panties? - can you believe them? Coming here, taking our jobs? Dam dirty knickers!

I'm so proud of my American brothers and sisters for voting out their fascist dictator. Makes me wonder, why hasn't North Korea voted theirs out yet?

A lot of people think that Putin is Russian. I personally disagree. I think that he invaded right on time.

Have you heard the rumour about the royals being lizards? Makes you wonder. Is she dead or did someone find her shredded skin?

I've got nothing.

There's a silent k in knight, t in tsunami and p in swimming pool.

As a proud Scott I always cheer on the nazis in WW2 films. You know what they say - anyone but England

The little mermaid has changed skin color. Not because of all the free marketing it generates, but because she was the best actress for the role. Sounds fishy.