What can the Schrodinger's cat been doing in that box?

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1. Be alive and well.
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2. Be dead due to the release of poison.
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3. Generate a complex quantum entanglement between its state and that of the atom.
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4. Exist in a superposition of alive and dead states until observed.
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5. Emit a faint amount of radiation if the atom is in a superposition.
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6. Influence the probability distribution of various quantum events within the box without being directly observed.
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7. Potentially experience time dilation effects due to its quantum state.
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8. Experience fluctuations in its health and vitality as a result of quantum uncertainty.
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9. Generate quantum fluctuations in the box's environment.
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10. Interact with virtual particles that briefly pop in and out of existence within the box.
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11. Play with the tail.
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12. Lick his balls.
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13. Cuddle.
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14. Be cute.
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15. Giving no fuck about the Schrodinger at all.
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