What Is the Worst Corporate Jargon You've Heard?

So cringe

1. "Synergies"

The be all and end all of good things

2. "Verbage"

alternatively, "verbiage". Either way, blugh

3. "Sync up"/"Link up"

4. "Jump on a call"

I have no idea why such active imagery is needed for something so blase

5. "Capture"

followed by a direct object: the theme, the idea, the message...

6. Let's "circle back"

Just... no

7. "Wordsmithing"

8. "Move the needle"

9. "Pick your brain"