Why you should spend more time with your parents if they're still alive
Or, alternatively, with your favorite parent.

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1. They're gonna die
2. They are gonna die
3. They are going to die
4. They're going to die
5. They are going to be dead
6. This is not a threat by the way
7. They will die
8. They will be dead one day
9. Yes, I know, they can be annoying
but
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