1. Go into the female bathroom and leave all the toilet seats up
2. Use the handicap bathroom whenever you have a chance
3. Take all the napkins if they are provided at the table of a restaurant
4. If you get free appetizers (e.g., at a korean restaurant), ask for seconds, thirds and fourths
5. Negotiate on the price, even if you think it can't be negotiated
6. Walk away if something doesn't satisfy you
7. Go onto a friend's phone, find a random contact, and then text them "it's over"
8. If someone is waiting for the bathroom ahead of you, scream and bang loudly on the bathroom door and then leave
9. If someone is waiting for a spot, park in the spot before them
10. Cut ahead in line and pretend that you didn't see all the people waiting in line
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