10 Reasons Why I Should Unsubscribe From The Mushroom Guy's Email List

I clicked on a Facebook ad for growing mushrooms, and now, the guy is aggressively emailing me, many times every day.

1. I'm going to mess up the spores.

I tried this in college, and I had to buy a pressure cooker for sterilization. I messed up the first two attempts, and then, when I got my spores growing finally, we had to go home for a holiday, so I threw everything out. I never grew any mushrooms.

2. The mushrooms will grow, and the feds will instantly raid my house.

3. They will accidentally send me toxic mushrooms and tell my family that they warned me on the package not to eat them.

4. My family will want to know why I am ordering mushroom grow kits.

5. I really have no interest in using magic mushrooms.

6. I'll enjoy growing mushrooms and start spending a lot of money on the hobby.

7. I'll try the mushrooms and change my view of everything and decide to drop out of my life.

8. I will be added to a mushroom registry, so people will see on the map that my house has ordered mushroom spores.

9. I will start having mushroom nightmares.

10. Growing mushrooms will lead to the next step of becoming a cat person. I already like stray cats. I will fill the house with cats.

jay_yow07 @jay_yow07

Hold Up @drleeds ! Is this magic mushroom? Or just regular mushroom? lol. Like cooking Mushroom?

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drleeds @drleeds

They are magic mushrooms! But, probably the little bag won't be of much use. Someone was telling me story yesterday about how they used to pick them in the fields, after a light, misty rain. He described having to pick garbage bags full, and then boil them down, just to get enough for a few friends. He said that their drug adventure felt more like a cooking club at that point. And, drinking the sludgy product was unpleasant.

lol. so you need a decent amount of mushroom for it?

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Drleeds

10 Reasons Why I Should Unsubscribe From The Mushroom Guy's Email List

1. I'm going to mess up the spores.

2. The mushrooms will grow, and the feds will instantly raid my house.

3. They will accidentally send me toxic mushrooms and tell my family that they warned me on the package not to eat them.

4. My family will want to know why I am ordering mushroom grow kits.

5. I really have no interest in using magic mushrooms.

6. I'll enjoy growing mushrooms and start spending a lot of money on the hobby.

7. I'll try the mushrooms and change my view of everything and decide to drop out of my life.

8. I will be added to a mushroom registry, so people will see on the map that my house has ordered mushroom spores.

9. I will start having mushroom nightmares.

10. Growing mushrooms will lead to the next step of becoming a cat person. I already like stray cats. I will fill the house with cats.

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