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10 rules for a new religion

10 rules for a new religion
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    1. To consume your marriage with your spouse, you must first give her father a foot massage

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    If her father is dead, she can pick someone else for you.

    2. Consuming maple syrup is forbidden

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    And nobody really knows why, although there are some hypotheses.

    3. Do not masturbate - except in designated areas

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    4. There are 392 types of heaven and you can pick the one you want when you die

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    But you get paralyzed by the paradox of choice so you stay in purgatory for centuries.

    5. There is a hell, but only for people who talk about their screenplay without ever actually writing it

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    6. Prayers must be done while doing a handstand

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    7. You can have sex before marriage, but a priest must be present

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    8. The religious homeland is in Antarctica and you must make at least one visit in your lifetime

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    Penguins are sacred. If you encounter one, bow down and pledge allegiance.

    9. There are 14523 and a half gods

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    You must pray to all of them at least once in your life and they all have very complicated names that are hard to remember. One of them is a bowling champion and he's a really cool guy.

    10. Whoever finds physical evidence of one of the gods gets free waffles

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DrFritzS @DrFritzS
Great idea! I'm going to use it for tomorrow's idea list.
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lovingkindnesscomedy @lovingkindnesscomedy
Hehe thanks, curious to see what you come up with!
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