10 Stupid Ideas for NotePD

Preferably loud and disruptive.

In as obnoxious a set of colors as possible. Like websites used to be.

Once posted, shuffle the words randomly, and shuffle the letters in every other word.

Think you're in? Guess again! And, all that work you'd just done? Down the chute.

AI can just shred you as you lay your soul bare.

"Damned... that's awfully stupid"

"What the hell is that all about?"

"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"

"That's an awfully nice list you have there. Shame if someone made that public. I can help you out for $20."

NotePD pushes out viruses and malware to make sure your defenses are up. If not, you're subjected to a loop of the Barney the Dinosaur theme song. (BTW, I'm convince that when the aliens show up, they'll look just like him).

Uses your computer / phone camera and AI to catch you in awkward personal situations. From picking your nose to scratching itches, and more. Combine this with the paid private list idea, and watch the $$$ roll in.

Again with the AI, knowing when a family member or co-worker is close, or if you're on a Zoom call, your computer will override the volume and the mute button to let out a "gaseous anomaly" which would embarrass Mr. Creosote.

Warm boots your computer / phone when you just prepared the most incredible, life changing piece of work you've ever done.