10 things to keep in mind during a Near-Death Experience
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1. Don't give any money to the afterlife panhandlers
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They'll just spend it on immaterial things.
2. Wear sunglasses
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3. Don't sign any papers without reading them first
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4. Richard Dawkins was wrong
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5. You still have a few seconds to pick a religion
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6. Think about which animal you want to be reincarnated into
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Raccoon? Goat?
7. Prepare for an awkward family gathering
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8. If you see your own body: no, you don't look fat
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9. Ask the beings you encounter to give you some recommendations about the afterlife
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10. Only join the afterlife if you've finished that series you started watching
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