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10 things to keep in mind during a Near-Death Experience

10 things to keep in mind during a Near-Death Experience
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    1. Don't give any money to the afterlife panhandlers

    They'll just spend it on immaterial things.

    2. Wear sunglasses

    3. Don't sign any papers without reading them first

    4. Richard Dawkins was wrong

    5. You still have a few seconds to pick a religion

    6. Think about which animal you want to be reincarnated into

    Raccoon? Goat?

    7. Prepare for an awkward family gathering

    8. If you see your own body: no, you don't look fat

    9. Ask the beings you encounter to give you some recommendations about the afterlife

    10. Only join the afterlife if you've finished that series you started watching

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