10 ways to enjoy a water park if you don’t like the slides
1. Sunbathe
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Most water parks have lounge chairs.
2. Eat the treats they sell
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Pace yourself and get something every hour
3. Look forward to the drive home
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4. Make a playlist and listen to omit while you sunbathe
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5. People watch without being creepy
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6. Write reviews of the slides based on peoples reactions when they get to the bottom
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You could also interview people. It’s a good way to make new friends
7. Find out what foods they’ve run out of and complain to guest relations for discounts on future visits
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Since you don’t like water parks you could sell the coupons or tickets online
8. Try finding people who forgot sunscreen and see who is willing to buy yours
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9. Write social media reviews based solely on the non-slide activities you engaged in
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10. Hunt for jewelry that slide goers lost. I bet there is lots of gold at the bottom of the slides in the bushes etc.
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