10 ways to enjoy a water park if you don’t like the slides
1. Sunbathe
Most water parks have lounge chairs.
2. Eat the treats they sell
Pace yourself and get something every hour
3. Look forward to the drive home
4. Make a playlist and listen to omit while you sunbathe
5. People watch without being creepy
6. Write reviews of the slides based on peoples reactions when they get to the bottom
You could also interview people. It’s a good way to make new friends
7. Find out what foods they’ve run out of and complain to guest relations for discounts on future visits
Since you don’t like water parks you could sell the coupons or tickets online
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