1. Spill a coffee on pants when you are already dressed up
2. Completely change the time on your phone before going to sleep
3. Start your laptop update 10 minutes before you should be leaving your house.
5. Say "Seems like you gained a few kilos..." to your wife.
6. Hurt your tooth by eating a cherry bun with a hidden cherry pit.
7. Start playing drums in the morning and totally lose track of time.
8. Puncture your car tire by shooting arrows with your bow.
9. Agree to a Jehovah's Witness to hit you with that truth bomb.
10. Call a random call center and wait in that enormous line.
11. Ask the other person to hide your laptop.
12. Stop for a few minutes to enjoy the morning sun and life (seriously, we should do it).
13. Let a blind person lead you on your way to the office.
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