A few ways to be late for work
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1. Spill a coffee on pants when you are already dressed up
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2. Completely change the time on your phone before going to sleep
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3. Start your laptop update 10 minutes before you should be leaving your house.
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4. Lose the car keys.
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5. Say "Seems like you gained a few kilos..." to your wife.
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6. Hurt your tooth by eating a cherry bun with a hidden cherry pit.
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7. Start playing drums in the morning and totally lose track of time.
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8. Puncture your car tire by shooting arrows with your bow.
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9. Agree to a Jehovah's Witness to hit you with that truth bomb.
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10. Call a random call center and wait in that enormous line.
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11. Ask the other person to hide your laptop.
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12. Stop for a few minutes to enjoy the morning sun and life (seriously, we should do it).
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13. Let a blind person lead you on your way to the office.
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