GPS - At Your Side, Always.
GPS - God Positioning System - Finding your way has never been so easy.
1. She helps monitor where I Am and my precise location is always known.
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2. She does not penetrate solid wall structures (closed minds)
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3. Her accuracy depends greatly on how strong my signal is.
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4. She's always available, even in emergencies.
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5. She's quite accurate. G.I.G.O. - Garbage In, Garbage Out.
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6. She's very low maintenance.
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7. She remains dormant (in the background) until I summon her.
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8. She doesn't chastise me if I make a wrong turn, regardless of how many wrong turns I make . (I tested her)
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9. She's impartial to race, skin color, cultural differences, or body composition.
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10. She still works whether I've been naughty or nice.
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11. She's only concerned about two things: Where I am and where do I want to go.
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12. She will take me anywhere I want to go, even if it's to the ghetto.
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13. She always knows where I am.
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14. She's my own personal satellite navigation system
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15. My personal assistant that doesn't complain, doesn't get sick or need off days, and she doesn't party, smoke, or drink. She has no bad habits.
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16. She's not confrontational and has no grievances. She's the most nonjudgmental person I know.
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17. I don't need to ask her for directions. Directions are given freely once I let her know where I want to go.
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18. There are many paths to the same destination. One she knows where I Am I can get there by foot, bike, car, train, or plane.
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19. She knows where I'm going. The entire route is mapped out in advance. There are no surprises.
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20. During the route I can change the direction I want to go at anytime and she quickly reroutes me to my new chosen destination.
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21. She does all the heavy lifting. I just need to follow her instructions to the letter and I will always arrive at my intended destination.
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