How could I improve my morning.
1. Stop drinking so much the night before
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2. Stop drinking so much the morning of.
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3. Pee in your toilet and sleep on your bed, not the other way around
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4. Stop spending hours looking for your car after the bar, you don't own one.
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5. Keep a sleeping bag in backpack for whatever alley you do end up passing out in.
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6. Cut out caffeine at least 8 hours before bed...
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7. ..and cut the meth at least 12 hours before bed.
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8. When sleeping on cardboard boxes, search for 250 lbs + test corrugate. Like sleeping on feathers.
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9. Don't ever crash within a three block radius of hobo Joe.
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10. And remember, life is borrowed time. Every morning you get, no matter the dumpster you slept in or the burning blur of a night before, is a good morning.
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