1. Stop drinking so much the night before
2. Stop drinking so much the morning of.
3. Pee in your toilet and sleep on your bed, not the other way around
4. Stop spending hours looking for your car after the bar, you don't own one.
5. Keep a sleeping bag in backpack for whatever alley you do end up passing out in.
6. Cut out caffeine at least 8 hours before bed...
7. ..and cut the meth at least 12 hours before bed.
8. When sleeping on cardboard boxes, search for 250 lbs + test corrugate. Like sleeping on feathers.
9. Don't ever crash within a three block radius of hobo Joe.
10. And remember, life is borrowed time. Every morning you get, no matter the dumpster you slept in or the burning blur of a night before, is a good morning.
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