Dear Humans,
This is a message from God’s Support Team to inform you that your God Service in and around your area is currently experiencing a power outage.
Details of the Outage:
Cause:
Unknown, but likely caused by something you did in the dream.
Affected Services:
Mind
Body
Soul
Estimated Restoration Time:
🤷🏽♂️ Timeless (Could be now. Could be never. You’re dreaming anyway.)
Account Number:
Dreamer #999999999
Service Address:
Your Perceived Reality
What Happens Next:
Based on the latest reports from the Ego Power Company, restoration is estimated at approximately whenever you wake up. Once power is restored, God Service may resume instantly. However, if your service remains offline, rest assured that God Technicians will look into the issue when it feels divinely entertaining to do so.
Updates will be provided every three hours (your time) until service is restored. Expect your next update around 2:30 PM Your Timeless.
Need Help Staying Connected?
If you’re a God Mobile Customer, you can use the Holy Spirit’s Hotspot to stay online during the outage. Visit one of our God Access Points in your area. Locations include:
Your Neighbor’s Smile
A Silent Moment of Gratitude
That Random Butterfly Passing By
Anywhere You Extend Love Instead of Judgment
Manage Your Preferences:
You can adjust your God Preferences anytime by visiting Your Mind. Update your preferred method of divine communication (dreams, intuition, love) to ensure you don’t miss any essential updates from God Support.
Thank you for being a valued God Customer.
Please do not reply to this message. Responses are automatically routed to an Unmonitored Void. For further questions, consult your Inner Guide or refer to A Course in Miracles.
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Thank you.
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