I was wondering if ChatGPT could do some standup comedy for me...
1. Welcome everyone, thanks for joining us tonight!
2. Before we get started, let's all take a deep breath and forget about the outside world for a little bit.
3. Unless you're like me and you're still trying to figure out how to get home from the grocery store with toilet paper, in that case, good luck!
4. We're here to have a good time, laugh and enjoy ourselves. Who's ready to have some fun?
5. So, I was at the grocery store the other day and I saw a sign that said 'Self-Service.' And I thought to myself, 'Wow, I'm really good at that.' But then I realized it was just for the deli counter.
6. But on the bright side, I figured it's probably easier to serve myself. I mean, have you ever tried to get a waiter's attention at a restaurant? It's like trying to flag down a UFO.
7. And speaking of UFOs, have you ever noticed how they're always described as 'flying saucers'? I mean, they're not saucers. They're circles. It's like calling a square a 'flying rectangle.'
8. But I guess it doesn't matter, as long as they're not hostile and they have good taste in Earth cuisine. Because if they're anything like me, they're probably just looking for some good pizza.
9. Why did the pizza go to the party alone? Because it wanted to be the "slice" of the party!
10. Thank you, goodnight!
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