Ten Bad Business Ideas
In one of those moods... and again the AI image makes no sense... absolutely no sense.
1. Gnaw4U food chewers
Don't feel like chewing? We'll do it for you!
2. FuzzScuzz
Sweaters from belly button lint. The ultimate in re-purposing. Specializing in ugly Christmas sweaters.
3. Jump-Start
We track your sleep and ring your phone (at its loudest setting) when you reach your deepest sleep. Guaranteed to get your heart rate up!
4. Stocko Socko
Ruin your portfolio with our poor stock choices - many from this list!
5. Uncharmin - Gently Used Toilet Paper
Totally sustainable...
6. Spouse-O-Matic
Spouse is away? Use our AI spouse replicator to do all those things they do to piss you off.
7. Bug Of The Month
We send you a different insect each month, tailored to what can most damage your lawn, garden, trees, and/or transmit disease.
8. BO-breze
Like Febreze, but using various body odors. Your house can smell like a locker room, rest room, or even a sewage plant!
9. App Away
Install on your phone, it will erase your most-used apps, data, and pictures.
10. Whizzo Assorted Candies
IYKYK.
