Ten Bad Business Ideas

Don't feel like chewing? We'll do it for you!

Sweaters from belly button lint. The ultimate in re-purposing. Specializing in ugly Christmas sweaters.

We track your sleep and ring your phone (at its loudest setting) when you reach your deepest sleep. Guaranteed to get your heart rate up!

Ruin your portfolio with our poor stock choices - many from this list!

Totally sustainable...

Spouse is away? Use our AI spouse replicator to do all those things they do to piss you off.

We send you a different insect each month, tailored to what can most damage your lawn, garden, trees, and/or transmit disease.

Like Febreze, but using various body odors. Your house can smell like a locker room, rest room, or even a sewage plant!

Install on your phone, it will erase your most-used apps, data, and pictures.

IYKYK.