The Disadvantages of Being a Unicorn
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(Source: commons.wikimedia.org, slightly reworked)
1. People don't take you seriously because they don't believe you exist.
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2. One horn combined with the slender neck is less effective than, say, a cow's two horns.
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3. Dating is difficult because of the small selection.
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4. Criminals want to kill you to make sexual enhancers out of your horn.
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5. The long horn gets in the way of sleeping and causes neck problems.
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6. Being photographed all the time
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7. If you are overweight, you will be mistaken for a rhino.
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8. Cartoons featuring Noah's ark and your kind hurt your feelings.
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