(Source: commons.wikimedia.org, slightly reworked)
1. People don't take you seriously because they don't believe you exist.
2. One horn combined with the slender neck is less effective than, say, a cow's two horns.
3. Dating is difficult because of the small selection.
4. Criminals want to kill you to make sexual enhancers out of your horn.
5. The long horn gets in the way of sleeping and causes neck problems.
6. Being photographed all the time
7. If you are overweight, you will be mistaken for a rhino.
8. Cartoons featuring Noah's ark and your kind hurt your feelings.
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