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Try to write a story in the form of a list

The story of a boy wizard with a few twists.

My life sucks. Here are my main complaints:

    1. My parents died when I was a baby, I don't even remember them.

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    2. I am being raised by my aunt and uncle, who hate me. Not to mention my cousin, who is a spoiled brat bully, who also hates me. But I hate them too, so we're even.

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    3. They all forgot my birthday. Again.

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    4. Apparently there has been mail for me, but they won't give it to me, the f*ckers.

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    5. My cousin is going to boarding school next year, and getting all new uniforms, books, etc. I am going to the local public school in his huge, gross hand-me-downs. At least I won't have to see his ugly face everyday anymore.

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    6. We are on the run from a giant. I am not even joking.

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    7. I have now been kidnapped by the giant.

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    8. Ok. My parents apparently were famous or something, and they left me a sh*t ton of money. Maybe that is why the giant kidnapped me? Ransom?

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    9. Nope. The giant wanted to give ME my money and let me know I am invited to a secret boarding school. I am now switching from complaints to gratitude...

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    Switching to gratitude list in 3...2...1:

    10. I am now at a boarding school for magic.

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    11. I met a kid with red hair who has a sh*t ton of red haired siblings. He's my roommate and I'm low-key in love with him.

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    12. There's an annoying girl who no one can stand who hangs around us. We don't like her either but she's super smart and helps me with my school work for which I am grateful, and that's why she made this gratitude list.

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    13. There's a boy from another house who is even more a bully than my cousin. He is on the list because he's super hot and I can't stop thinking about him, even though I am fairly sure I hate him.

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    14. The headmaster just gave me a shimmery cloak which was my dad's. When I wear it I become invisible, so there's that.

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    15. I suck at everything here except I can fly on a g*dd*mned broomstick like a f*cking freak. How is this my life?

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    16. My hate crush also flies like a g*dd*mned freak so now we are also rivals on the pitch.

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    17. Last game I almost died because my broomstick went berserk and tried to buck me off. It made this gratitude list because I held on and did not die.

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    18. I think someone might be out to get me, for realz. I'm going back to listing complaints in 3...2...1.

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