1. What a great time I had in prison
2. How I was the only survivor of a plane crash
3. What it is like to have the largest human head
4. All about the time I was experimented on by aliens
5. How I haven’t eaten a vegetable in 15 years
6. The time I invested in learning Klingon
7. My collection of wanted posters featuring me
8. Winning a Darwin Award
9. Rooting for the Empire in Star Wars
10. The time I convinced someone this was a serious list😜
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